Dream Team 2011

This is the most outstanding team for 2011.. beat this if u can

First take Vinegar.To it add spices. Add citric acid ( keeping 2015 in mind) for preservation value.
Take  large Ceramic Vats.  Fill the vats with the above mixture.
Place the following in each VAT:- Sachin Tendulkar…… Followed by Dravid, Ganguly, Sehwag, Agarkar.For exotic taste use Greg Chappel

The team has the following look after fermentation

1-Sachin Thandulkar ( read as Sach = False)
2-Ra”howl” Dra”weed”
3-Sorrow Gand-Jali
4-Virender Sehwag ( this is a bad word in itself)
5-Ajit Aaa”haar” Kar
Crack Chappel ( Please note This is a Non playing “experimental” Captain)

All the above are already pickled for 2011 with blessings from Late Sharad Pawar( whose one leg is already in the grave)

Guest Players
6-Sharukh Khan ( courtesy Pepsi)
7- Pug ( the network follows from Hutch) Alternatively Abhishek Bacchan (Motorola) if the insistence of Homo-sapiens is high.

Remaining Players
8-Balbir Pasha ( for Aids awareness)
9- Telgi ( for faking match documents so that we only play Bermuda)

10- Rahul Gandhi ( cos he hails from the first Family…. so u dont argue against zonal selections…..)
11- Navjot Singh Siddhu ( we find potential in him that opponents may give up the match due to Noise Pollution. Add to this the fact that he has a murder to his credit then u get the whole idea- A la Bob Woolmer)

The remaining probables are

Chagan,  Supandi, Tenali Raman,Chacha Chaudhary, Fauladh Singh, Birbal, Einstein (Sponsored by Garnier- replacement for Dhoni )

Physio- Mona Darling

Team Manager- Shaktimaan
 

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Amit K Says:

    nice one…. u wrote it yourself? real good one

  2. 2
    Shruti B Says:

    only u could write something like this….one has gotta be above normal to understand this….but yeah its kinda funny.:)

  3. 3
    marouschka Says:

    haha..really good!!
    u write realllly well!!

  4. 4
    Aseem N Says:

    Dude u really got me rofl with this one! Lol!

  5. 5
    Rohini Says:

    Hey..well written……………guess wat i took a print of this and i showed it to Syed Kirmani and EAS prasanna , they loved it….great going man!!!!!

  6. 6
    Mr K Says:

    thats a good one
    in the expected lines from you fat bum

  7. 7
    prashant agrawal Says:

    great one dude!! sahi tha…u will get a “booker prize” for this from the match fixing bookies…

  8. 8
    shweta Says:

    Hey!! its good one!! Great Creativity!!!!!!!

  9. 9
    devendra Says:

    mein kehta nahin tha ki you have talent….amazing likha hai…mein to pehle hi fan tha ab AC ban gaya huun

  10. 10
    ketaki Says:

    i am sure any one who reads this will have his head and stomach rolling on the ground….i just picked mine..(head and stomach)…

    hands down u r good…

  11. 11
    anisha Says:

    dis a supercool one …gud sense of humour!

  12. 12
    Vishal Says:

    Abhi Sahib
    V r waiting for the next edition.

    whats next on the chart …..?

    Cheers
    Vishal


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