This is the most outstanding team for 2011.. beat this if u can
First take Vinegar.To it add spices. Add citric acid ( keeping 2015 in mind) for preservation value.
Take large Ceramic Vats. Fill the vats with the above mixture.
Place the following in each VAT:- Sachin Tendulkar…… Followed by Dravid, Ganguly, Sehwag, Agarkar.For exotic taste use Greg Chappel
The team has the following look after fermentation
1-Sachin Thandulkar ( read as Sach = False)
2-Ra”howl” Dra”weed”
3-Sorrow Gand-Jali
4-Virender Sehwag ( this is a bad word in itself)
5-Ajit Aaa”haar” Kar
Crack Chappel ( Please note This is a Non playing “experimental” Captain)
All the above are already pickled for 2011 with blessings from Late Sharad Pawar( whose one leg is already in the grave)
Guest Players
6-Sharukh Khan ( courtesy Pepsi)
7- Pug ( the network follows from Hutch) Alternatively Abhishek Bacchan (Motorola) if the insistence of Homo-sapiens is high.
Remaining Players
8-Balbir Pasha ( for Aids awareness)
9- Telgi ( for faking match documents so that we only play Bermuda)
10- Rahul Gandhi ( cos he hails from the first Family…. so u dont argue against zonal selections…..)
11- Navjot Singh Siddhu ( we find potential in him that opponents may give up the match due to Noise Pollution. Add to this the fact that he has a murder to his credit then u get the whole idea- A la Bob Woolmer)
The remaining probables are
Chagan, Supandi, Tenali Raman,Chacha Chaudhary, Fauladh Singh, Birbal, Einstein (Sponsored by Garnier- replacement for Dhoni )
Physio- Mona Darling
Team Manager- Shaktimaan
nice one…. u wrote it yourself? real good one
only u could write something like this….one has gotta be above normal to understand this….but yeah its kinda funny.:)
haha..really good!!
u write realllly well!!
Dude u really got me rofl with this one! Lol!
Hey..well written……………guess wat i took a print of this and i showed it to Syed Kirmani and EAS prasanna , they loved it….great going man!!!!!
thats a good one
in the expected lines from you fat bum
great one dude!! sahi tha…u will get a “booker prize” for this from the match fixing bookies…
Hey!! its good one!! Great Creativity!!!!!!!
mein kehta nahin tha ki you have talent….amazing likha hai…mein to pehle hi fan tha ab AC ban gaya huun
i am sure any one who reads this will have his head and stomach rolling on the ground….i just picked mine..(head and stomach)…
hands down u r good…
dis a supercool one …gud sense of humour!
Abhi Sahib
V r waiting for the next edition.
whats next on the chart …..?
Cheers
Vishal